First Corinthians should add a line: love is weird. It’s at the heart of a lot of self-doubt and other fun psychological problems- the striving for, withholding of, improper displays of love. I’m not an expert. I don’t even think I’ve made it past the first boss. I’ve never had a…
LOVE IS WACKY, LOVE IS DUMB, LOVE IS GREAT, LOVE IS SANDWICHES. I had way too much fun writing this Radskins. And if you don’t care about these fictional people, well, there’s a lou reed song at the top you’ll probably like. Can’t please everybody all the time. Except with a high five machine.
Feeling and being productive are two very different states that feel similar. Most people who feel productive are not, and most people who are productive feel like they never do enough. I don’t think it’s ambition, or drive, or even a lust for success that keeps us working. It’s the voice at the…
THE RADSKINS TAKE A BREAK! But I don’t! Catch up on your favorite fantasy football team! You know, the one with the levitating running back and an operating system at free safety.
Hello Noble Reader! What you are embarking on is a work of stylized modern fiction. Or: I made all of this crap up. The names are real, that much is true: the rest comes from EA Sports Madden NFL 2006, my thumbs, and a random number generator that decides which way the ball bounces.
YOU WANT SOME MORE FOOTBALL? HERE’S S’MORE FUUTBALL FOR Y’ALL TO VIBE WITH. But seriously, I’m quite proud of this new thing and hopefully you will enjoy reading as much as I enjoy the process of making these entries. The Radskins Chronicles begin anew.
hey you bags of junk! i wrote a hit, and here it is! we’re gonna get back to the real hits soon (the next one is gonna be from a band that rhymes with pink of smelly poo), but here’s a folk song that has a “hook” and some “catchy” “vocal” ”melodies”.
blah blah blah redundant blah blah blah go ska
one can only wait for the sound of the phone/and if it don’t ring it doesn’t mean you’re not home.
CARRY ME DOG, AND DOG AND DOG AND DOG AND DOG AND DOG
"Next Date: Past Due. Your suspension has gone into affect. please call with any questions. Again your license is presently suspended"
kanye west life. call a radio station, hang up they asses.