February 2012
3 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
7 posts
For instance, join the National Guard or the Marines, and teach democracy. ...
– 11/11/11- Happy Birthday Mr. Vonnegut.
Funniest joke in the world: Last night, I dreamed I was eating flannel cakes. ...
October 2011
5 posts
September 2011
4 posts
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
3 posts
An Open Letter to the City of New York
Hello. My name is Sam Fox-Hartin, and I have a dream. It’s weird and recurring, and has a butterfly with Nick Nolte’s face for wings, but now is not the time for that, no. My dream isn’t so much a dream, as it is a low-paying job at Gotham comedy club that I start at the beginning of July. And here is where you come in, you stereotypically gracious, kindhearted, empathetic...
May 2011
2 posts
DAMMIT!
March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
8 posts
Facebook asked why I was deactivating my account. ...
I find this website to be a complete waste of time, engendering false sentimentality and nostalgia, while distracting myself and my fellows from real tasks, and real issues in our lives. I am bombarded with a useless stream of images and text that serves only to confirm the sarcastic and banal conversations that take place on this three dollar hooker of a website. Here, nothing is discussed, it...
January 2011
4 posts
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
4 posts
I do not want to be here all day touching penises
– the tsa took my baby away